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The Onion is less funny than a clown in a @StephenKing novel!
Defeat the woke mind virus to make comedy legal again.
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来跟我线下约会吗？
约会线路A：你请我吃饭 我请你看spicy comedy （无肢体接触）
约会线路B：深夜小酌 各回各家（无肢体接触）
约会线路C：随性city walk 梧桐树下激吻 点到即止
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拍卖！香蕉麦位 🍌🎤
火币独家爆料：今晚20:00，《comedian》奖得主 @justinsuntron 将在space举办独家“香蕉发布会“。
想和Justin对话，成为全球级艺术作品的一部分吗？
用你的才艺来参加竞拍吧！
参加方式
1、转发本推，带上话题 #HTX_BANANA，秀出你的艺术作品，#@justinsuntron
2、评奖标准：创意，创意，还是香蕉的创意！
3、麦位数量：数量不重要，获得Justin点赞的作者即可上麦
4、活动时间：从现在开始到19:00（UTC+8）
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How the Government Spends your Tax Dollars:
-$28 million on licensing fees for a green “camouflage” pattern on Afghan National Army uniforms
-$2.5 million on a Super Bowl Ad for the Census
-$1.7 million for holograms of dead comedians -$500,000 to build an IHOP in Washington, DC
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Roasts don’t always go well and often the circumstances are not conducive to comedy…but we keep going 🫶🏼 (yes I was in costume on podcast as Raygun)
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What Happened To Late Night Comedy, It Used To Be Funny, Now It's A Propaganda Arm For The Democrat Deep State Party
Breaking News And Reports Here:
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Mal saying Kendrick was outrapped is crazy. Kendrick gave us 4 types of rap music in less than a week. He gave us a comedy, a mystery, a drama, and a thriller plus social commentary. He had people laughing, shocked, crying and dying. But Drakes monotone ass outrapped him?
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@JennaLynnMeowri The greatest comedy/tragedy of the modern day is that women are more beautiful and attractive than ever before but are not producing children
You're a sexy lil vessel btw
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